if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity
at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering “it could still happen”
(Source: tyrellsstark)
you’re not allowed to like the things i like because i hate you
(Source: bromoans-retired)
if you’re going to call me a bitch, I need at least 5 reasons and examples with each one written in paragraph form with your name and date at the top right corner of each one. thanks
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
(Source: aeogis)
- dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
- me: dad they barely even leave their room
i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head
- someone: how old are you
- me: mentally or physically
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
(Source: ghostnotebusters)
